Show us your pecs!

Professional bodybuilder Dayana Cadeau of Canada poses during a press conference for the 2007 Ms. Olympia in Las Vegas, Nevada September 27, 2007. Ms. Olympia finals will be held September 28. NO SALES NO ARCHIVES REUTERS/Las Vegas News Bureau/Brian Jones (UNITED STATES). NO ARCHIVES. NO SALES. EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS.

Try not eating worms while diving

Fri Aug 17, 11:32 AM ET

Reuters

A Dutch scuba diver became the surprise catch of the day for a 13-year-old boy fishing in the Netherlands when his hook got caught in the man's lip.

"I heard a sound on my head and immediately I felt a jerk on my lip," Wim van Huffelen, who had been swimming in the North Sea, was quoted as saying by Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf.

The daily ran a picture of the diver with the hook embedded in his lower lip.

The diver had been swimming close to the shore near the southern Dutch town of Zierikzee. A doctor managed to free him from the hook.

The key to a long life: lots of cake

Edna Parker , 114, smiles as her great great grandson, Jackson Parker, cuts a cake while he is held by Don Parker in Shelbyville, Ind. Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007. The world's oldest person — 114-year-old Edna Parker — celebrated her feat of longevity Thursday by dining on a slice of her favorite type of cake after telling reporters that she can't believe she's lived to be so old. Parker, who was born in 1893, became the world's oldest person Monday when a Japanese woman four months older than her died. (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)

Tossing salad to beat terrorists

An Israeli resident of kibbutz Nir Am fires eggs and vegetables towards the neighbouring Gaza Strip, 02 August 2007. The real army put a quick stop to the "mixed salad" barrage. Those behind the ad hoc artillery bombardment were protesting the Israeli's government's failure to stop the rocket attacks from Gaza.(AFP/Edi Israel)

Legio Patria Nostra

Pioneers of the 1st Foreign Regiment (1st RE) parade Place de La Concorde in Paris during Bastille Day, Saturday, July 14, 2007. French President Nicolas Sarkozy led a Bastille Day parade that was joined for the first time by military contingents from all 27 countries of the European Union. (AP Photo/Laurent Baheux)

Not appropriate for the court room, doctor

Dr. Vincent DiMaio, right, a forensic expert on gunshot wounds who was testifying for the defense, introduces a plastic rod to demonstrate a self-inflicted intra-oral gun wound inside the mouth of a plastic head model, during music producer Phil Spector's murder trial Wednesday, June 27, 2007, in Los Angeles. Spector is accused of killing actress Lana Clarkson in February 2003. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes, Pool)

At least someone thought it was funny

I'm super, thanks for asking

Fitting name, no?

British designer Alexander McQueen's acknowledges the applause at the end of his Spring/Summer 2008 men's collection during Milan Fashion Week June 24, 2007. (Stefano Rellandini/Reuters)

From the land of IKEA

You can do better, Sweden.

Isabel Lestapier Winqvist wears the Miss Sweden crown after she won the title in Helsingborg, Sweden, on April 21, 2007. The statuesque blonde dropped out of the pageant because Swedes say the Miss Universe competition, airing live Monday, May 28. 2007, from Mexico City's National Auditorium, is degrading to women and weighed down by scandals.(AP Photo/Thommy Nyhln,Scanpix )

Now Miss Mexico heils!

Rosa Maria Ojeda, Miss Mexico 2007, parades during a Miss Universe's native dress fashion show in Mexico City, Sunday, May 20, 2007. They will compete for the 56th Miss Universe 2007's title next May 28 in Mexico City. (AP Photo/Eduardo Verdugo)

Don't eat the baby!

Sumo baby : University student sumo wrestlers attempt to make babies cry during the "Baby-cry Sumo," an annual contest which is supposed to bring good health, at Tokyo's Sensoji temple in Tokyo.(AFP/Toshifumi Kitamura)

Opposition supporters

Opposed to what? Schick and Mach III (Turbo, of course)?

Kyrgys opposition supporters : Kyrgyz opposition supporters attend a rally in the village of Baityk demanding the resignation of President Kurmanbek Bakiyev.(AFP/Vyacheslav Oseledko)

No comment necessary

Sex workers perform a show about safe sex during the XVI International Aids Conference in Toronto, Canada on 15 August 2006. With the crack of a whip and swish of maracas, dozens of prostitutes from Bangladesh to Brazil and from Cambodia to Canada demanded recognition of their frontline role in the war on AIDS.(AFP/File/Jorge Uzon)

Edward Scissorhands has found a wife...

Dancer Sarah-Jayne Howard uses scissors as prop during a dress rehearsal of the show 'Black Milk' by New Zealand choreographer Douglas Wright at the Sydney Opera House in Sydney Wednesday, July 19, 2006. Wright uses black humor with themes of love, fear, memory and death in the show that runs at the Opera House from July 19 to 29. (AP Photo/Rick Rycroft)

New NAFTA

In a photo provided by the Miss Universe Organization, contestants, from left, Priscila Perales, Miss Mexico 2006; Tara Conner, Miss USA 2006; and Alice Panikian, Miss Canada 2006; pose in their BSC Swimwear Thailand swimsuit at the Wilshire Grand Hotel in Los Angeles, Monday, July 17, 2006. They will compete for the title of Miss Universe 2006 during the Live NBC broadcast of the 55th annual Miss Universe competition from Los Angeles, July 23, 2006 at 9 PM (ET/delayed PT). (AP Photo//Miss Universe L.P., LLLP., Darren Decker)

WMD Tastes like Chicken

Ivorian soldiers help sanitary workers to capture poultry 24 May 2006 in the Anoumabo quarter in a Abidjan. West African ministers adopted a plan for fighting the outbreak of deadly avian influenza in the region and preventing its spread to humans.(AFP/fILE/Issouf Sanogo)

German Undercover Security is quite good

Who would guess that the RedBull drinking skater is a human weapon?

An unidentified woman skates in front of Bavarian State Prime Minister Edmund Stoiber (R) and his fellow party member secretary general of the German Christian Social Union (CSU) Markus Soeder (L) on their way to a meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin June 25, 2006. REUTERS/Arnd Wiegmann (GERMANY)

Das Booty

A female German soccer fan holds a German flag as she watches the soccer World Cup Group A match Germany against Ecuador at a public viewing zone in Berlin on Tuesday, June 20, 2006. The other teams in Group A are Costa Rica and Poland. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

Those Euros are real tough on crime

Kills 9 babies, gets 15 years...wonderfull (see below) - Plus they have a statute of limitations on murder

German mother Sabine H. has her handcuffs removed as she arrives for the second day of her trial in a courtroom in the eastern German town of Frankfurt an der Oder May 2, 2006. The unemployed dental assistant, accused of killing nine newborn babies over the course of a decade and burying them in flower pots, is charged with eight counts of manslaughter as the statute of limitations on the first of the nine deaths has expired. She faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted. REUTERS/Patrick Pleul/Pool

Prius Pricks

It was a sight to behold...
The Blockbuster Video I use is in a large shopping center, with a Gold's Gym, liquor store and Giant supermarket. I usually park near Giant, and walk to Blockbuster if I am going to both places in the same trip. I went to Blockbuster first, and when I exited to walk over to Giant, I noticed a Toyota Prius pulling out. I continued walking over to Giant, and then saw THE SAME Prius pulling in and parking. That's right, someone drove roughly 65 yards from Blockbuster to Giant. Now, the reason this is hilarious is that the person was driving a Prius, presumably to save money on gas, or to save the environment. Either way, their motive for driving a Prius is undermined by driving to different stores within the same complex. The driver wanted people to praise her for driving a Prius, but doesn't want to do the small, unnoticed things that really matter (like walking her fat ass over to Giant). She probably keeps her lights on in her house, runs the water, etc. but really takes to heart that she drives a Prius, so she's doing her part to save the world.
By the way, I like Hybrids, but be consistent.