First Down!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel reacts during a party board meeting of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) in Berlin June 18, 2007. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz (GERMANY)

Angie Keeps Karate Chopping

German Chancellor Angela Merkel reacts during a party board meeting of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) in Berlin June 18, 2007. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz (GERMANY)

Al Qaeda Conga Line

An Iraqi soldier escorts arrested suspected al-Qaida members in Baqouba, 60 kilometers (35 miles) northeast of Baghdad, Iraq, Monday, June 18, 2007. In a dawn raid in Baqouba Iraqi army arrested 36 and killed four suspected al-Qaida members in Baqouba Monday. (AP Photo/Talal Mohammed)

Sarko the Cowboy

He makes a better fake cowboy than W

French conservative presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy watches a young bull run as he rides a horse at a ranch in Saintes-Maries de la Mer, the main town of the Camargue in southeastern France, April 20, 2007. The seaside resort of Saintes-Maries-de-la-Mer, where some believe Mary Magdalene and other early Christians washed ashore in a boat from Jerusalem in 40 A.D., has attracted religious pilgrims for nearly two millennia. Besides its human inhabitants, the Camargue has long supported wild herds of black bulls and white horses, which have given rise to a French-style cowboy culture. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)

We in America use the Yellow Pages

An assistant sets up a wooden step at the podium so German Chancellor Angela Merkel can deliver her speech at a meeting of the Council of Economic Advisors of the Christian Democratic Party (CDU) in Berlin June 13, 2007. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz (GERMANY)

Angie, you should set your phone to vibrate before the meetings!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel takes out files from her bag after giving a key note speech during a debate at the German lower house of parliament Bundestag in Berlin June 14, 2007. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch (GERMANY)

Angie, what did you think about the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

German Chancellor Angela Merkel rests her head in her hands, as she follows a debate with Labour Minister Franz Muentefering (L) at the German lower house of parliament Bundestag in Berlin June 14, 2007. Merkel warned of "grave consequences" on Thursday if the EU failed to clinch a deal on reforming its institutions, but Austria cautioned that Poland seemed determined to prevent a German-led agreement. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch (GERMANY)

Kinda looks like Sean Penn

French President Nicolas Sarkozy sips a drink on the final day of the G8 Summit in Heiligendamm June 8, 2007. The Group of Eight (G8) of industrialised nations said on Friday it would back "further measures" against Iran and Sudan if they continued to reject U.N. Security Council demands on both countries. REUTERS/Chris Wattie (GERMANY)

Switch

Bush can stay in Europe with Vlady, and Angie and Sarko can come lead the US


G8 Heads of State (L-R) US President George W. Bush, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Russian President Vladimir Putin share a laugh as they take position for a family picture with other G8 leaders, representatives of the top five developing nations and leaders of African countries in Heiligendamm, northeastern Germany. Bush leaves the Group of Eight summit here Friday with two major pieces of additional baggage -- a deal on global warming and an offer from his Russian "friend" Putin that apparently took him by surprise.(AFP/Volker Hartmann)

New Europe

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and French President Sarkozy greet before the start of the first working session of the G8 summit in Heiligendamm, Germany, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations are holding their annual summit in the historic Heiligendamm sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Michael Sohn)

Bush drinks?

U.S. President George Bush and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, right, enjoy a cold drink in historic Heiligendamm, Germany, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations are holding their annual summit in the sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)

Another karate chop

German Chancellor Angela Merkel gives a final news conference at the G8 summit in Heiligendamm, Germany, Friday, June 8, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations were holding their annual summit in the historic Heiligendamm Baltic sea resort from June 6-8, 2007 (AP Photo/Herbert Knosowski)

What is it Angie, upset about the Paris Hilton situation?

German Chancellor Angela Merkel pauses during a news conference in Heiligendamm June 8, 2007. Merkel on Friday condemned Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's statement that a countdown to Israel's destruction has been started. "I find the statements of the president of Iran about Israel to be completely unacceptable," Merkel told reporters at the conclusion of a Group of Eight summit. REUTERS/Christian Charisius (GERMANY)

Even fake Angies heil

Activists of the anti-globalization organization Attac dressed as, from left, British Prime Minister Tony Blair, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, U.S. President George W. Bush and German Chancellor Angela Merkel wave from a boat as they symbolically liberate the world in the Baltic Sea in Rostock, Germany, Monday, June 4, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations will be holding their annual summit in the nearby historic Heiligendamm sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)
Activists of the anti-globalisation organisation Attac costumed as German chancellor Angela Merkel, left, U.S. president George W. Bush, right, British Prime Minister Tony Blair and French president Nicolas Sarkozy, rear, leave a mock-up of the Heiligendamm hotel in Rostock, Germany, Monday, June 4, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations will be holding their annual summit in the nearby historic Heiligendamm sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Jens Meyer)

Angie, they know what the Leaning Tower of Pisa looks like!

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso pose for photographs before a EU-Canada Summit in Berlin June 4, 2007. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz (GERMANY)